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It always starts the same way. Friday night, an idea, a fresh repo, one prompt: "build me a nice landing page." By Sunday you have a working MVP and a page that feels... familiar. Not yours. You have seen it before, on four other products ...
The most common advice for monitoring side projects is "just use UptimeRobot." It's good advice. It's also incomplete — and this post is about the gap between the two, told by someone who runs eleven projects on about the cheapest stack th...
Three times this week, I shipped a fix, verified it in production, and watched it not exist. The deploy went green. The URL served the old code. And the strangest part: it happened to a project about monitoring infrastructure. This is a po...
Last Tuesday I opened a side project I had not touched in a month. The login button did nothing. Not broken — silent. The network tab told the truth: my Supabase project had been paused for weeks, every visitor had been hitting a corpse, a...
Last month I did something nobody should have to do: I added up my own token spend. Then I sat there for a while, staring at the number, thinking about the fact that a meaningful chunk of it went toward my agent reading the same eleven fil...
You searched for the word. Maybe you own one. A stack of tools that mostly works, glued together by whoever built it, understood fully by no one. The word for that is frankenstack , and we took it on purpose — because we think the advice e...
This week I ran a security scan on my own repos. The scan found secrets I did not know I had shipped. Plural. And the worst part: every one of them was written by me, "temporarily", and then promoted to permanent by the oldest force in sof...
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3. Tools available
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