Project Hub
Real-time vitals, revenue and server load across 20 projects.
Total MRR
$1,890
Stripe + Lemon Squeezy
30-Day Gross
$3,420
Consolidated checkouts
Net Monthly Profit
+$1,732
Infra deducted
Monthly Visitors
26.7k
Cloudflare + GA4
System Health
21 / 21 Alive
0 critical outages
The Vibecoder's Manifesto
Why I built Frankenstack (and refused to pay $150/mo for enterprise dashboards)
It always starts innocently. You get a flash of an idea on a Friday night, fire up Cursor, and by Sunday noon you've deployed your first micro-SaaS. Then you build another. And another.
Before you know it, you are running 20+ active projects, tools, and MVPs. And that's when the quiet chaos begins:
I looked at existing monitoring tools. They all wanted $79 to $250 a month, required heavy SDKs, and treated my scrappy micro-products like a Fortune 500 bank.
So I built Frankenstack π§ββοΈβ‘: a single-screen cockpit built on the Cloudflare Edge that runs on strictly read-only keys, costs $0/month to host, and keeps all my projects healthy in one unified glance.
πΊοΈ Public Product Roadmap
What we've shipped, what we're building, and where we're headed next.
Consolidated MRR & Gross
Stripe, Lemon Squeezy & Polar in one unified sum.
Dead Man's Snitch (Heartbeat)
Detect silent cron and background job crashes.
Domain & SSL Expiry Radar
Zero-key TLS and domain expiration probing.
Universal Ingest Webhook
Push custom vitals via a single curl command.
Marketplace & Escrow Badges
One-click "For Sale" toggle for micro-acquisitions.
1-Click GitHub OAuth Login
Sync your cockpit across laptop, phone & tablet.
AI Token & Burn Rate Monitor
OpenAI, Anthropic & OpenRouter balance alerts.
Instant Telegram Bot Outage Push
Zero-cost push alerts straight to your phone.
Zombie Project Cost Optimizer
Identifies abandoned servers burning money.
Native Paddle & Coolify Adapters
Community-driven zero-config adapters.
Verified Revenue Proof Badges
Embeddable live SVG badges for Twitter/X bios.
Curated Code Snippet Vault
Battle-tested micro-SaaS boilerplates & helpers.
Get Lifetime Access for $59
No monthly subscription. Up to 25 active projects (perfect for solo builders). Includes all v1.1 & v1.2 updates. Strictly limited to the first 100 vibecoders.